-Were you born in the church?
-No I was born in a hospital (you crazy americans).
-Is your whole family member of the church?
-Could you first define the word “family” please?
-I mean how long ago were you baptized?
-Er…the first or second time?
Now I want your opinion on a shirt that I intend to wear for church single activities or such that could read either of the following, please vote.
What other good line could I have print on a shirt to let people know real quick what kind of person I am?