my best lines

-Were you born in the church?
-No I was born in a hospital (you crazy americans).

-Is your whole family member of the church?
-Could you first define the word “family” please?
-I mean how long ago were you baptized?
-Er…the first or second time?

Now I want your opinion on a shirt that I intend to wear for church single activities or such that could read either of the following, please vote.

What other good line could I have print on a shirt to let people know real quick what kind of person I am?

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2 thoughts on “my best lines

  1. Love the t-shirt ideas. I voted for the first one–funny.
    I”m going to have to put on my thinking cap for this. I’m not very witty I’m afraid.
    Good lines. Did you actually use them?

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